Monday 23 April 2012

I Learnt from Software Engineer


In the past 2 years,

1.  I learnt to operate 3 critical machines

*         Scanner
*         Printer
*         Xerox Machine


2.  I learnt to use 3 High End Software: -

*         Microsoft Word
*         Microsoft Excel
*         Microsoft PowerPoint


3.  I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:-

*         Ctrl+C
*         Ctrl+V
*         Ctrl+S


4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:-

*         Yes sir
*         Ok sir
*         I'll Just Do That sir


5.  When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to: -

*         Wake Up early
*         Sleep late
*         Continue to Work


6.  I learnt to: -

*         Face Monday
*         Fight For 5 Days
*         Wait For Friday


7.  I learnt to give reasons to family frnds and relatives for not making

*         Phone Calls
*         Messages
*         Mails


8.  I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:-

*         Birthday
*         New Year
*         Festivals


9.  In last one year, People say:-

*         You Learnt...
*         You Earned...
*         You Enjoyed...


10.  But when I compare me with my self...

*         I just Sustained...
*         I just Tolerated...
*         I just Survived... for bucks


11.  I have survived:-

*         For convenience of my Family...
*         To avoid blame of Society...
*         To get tag of Employment...


12.  When I already knew that I have got the wrong train.

*         I learnt to Rejoice...
*         To be Happy...
*         To Smile...

I learnt that IT life and dreams can never meet... Because when they meet, both will lose their meaning...

Dedicated to all  who work in Software Industry...

Monday 3 October 2011

NOTHING

Defination of NOTHING
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Time doesn't wait 4 u or me,
Days pass & yrs change,
U miss ur loved ones,
U move away fom ur close ones,
Ur life changes, Frends change, People change but ur heart has those precious
moments engraved in it whether u want it or not.
Dey r always der, makin u happy at sad times & sad at happy times. U think abt those
happy days den smile & when somebody asks the reason 4 ur smile, U just say...
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"NOTHING"

Friday 9 September 2011

Accecpt It Saying FACEBOOK

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..

When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.

When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..

When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..

When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Wednesday 31 August 2011

A tribute to the bosses!!!

Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai,
Waise har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai.

Koi friday evening review par bulaye
Koi saturday ko office bulaye

Ek teri idea ko apna bataye,
Aur Ek tera target har month badhaye
Koi nature se gentle,
koi bura hota hai,
Par har ek boss zaruri hota hai.

Ek ghadi ghadi review kare par kabhi kabhi advice de
Ek kabhi kabhi review kare aur ghadi ghadi advice de

Koi Gyan ka ghoomta phirta satellite,
Koi din raat rakhe team ko tight;
Koi welcomed hai, koi forced hota hai
Par har ek boss zaruri hota hai

Koi bossy boss,
koi friendly boss
Koi Data crazy excel boss.
Moody boss, koi gloomy boss
Early morning office aane wala Boss,
Koi late night jaane wala Boss

Koi promote na kare aur appraisal me tarsaye
Koi good suggestion ko bhi thukhraye
Koi best friend aur, koi aloof hota hai
Par har ek boss Zaruri hota hai !!

Ref: Aristocratic Elfin Share

Tuesday 30 August 2011

Don't Walk Away!!!


I watch you walk away from me
& my tears start to fall

I ask myself a million times
How did we lose it all???

& I watch you walk away
I just don't want to let you go

But looking at you walk away
My world just fell apart

If only I could handle it
& bear to just say

I'd use my breath & say the words
Don't Walk Away!!!

Monday 15 August 2011

Some of the memories


Girls Gang


Made three honest boys into jail


One of the prisoner enjoying jail...


Here comes d DAKU to save three innocent boys

Saturday 6 August 2011


The Unsinkable Dostship.............


There are very few things in this world where i feel happy and safe.
Its with u guys.

U guys make me happy and i enjoy every time with u guys.
These words might be very less to express my feelings,
But i am sure my message is conveyed to u what my feelings are.
Thanks for being a part of my life.

(: A Happy Friendships day to u all :)